To Michael – with Love

Michael was a caller on the ejOculation.com radio show hosted on BlogTalkRadio. We had great fun with him in spite of his perversion.  But after some thought and consideration, we (well Jay actually) are officially hurt.

Therefore, I have composed the following letter to Michael

Dearest Michael:

Thank you for your call.  We hope our responses helped you write your thesis on sexual relationships between homosexual men, heterosexual women and their animals.  We are curious though, why was there a need for you to make animal noises at the end of your call?  Tammy found it most erotic as she enjoys a neighing man.  I (Jay) on the other hand was not amused.  It was clear from the beginning of the call that you were a homosexual (the accent gave it away) – therefore, the fact that you would do things that would turn Tam on was deeming and insulting to yours truly.

Next time you call, be prepared to romance me for a change -otherwise, I can’t consider you a stalker.

With Love,

Jay