Fuck You Saint Valentine!

Yeah, that’s right I said it.  I would never tell a saint to fuck off usually but in this case I make an exception.  By my title I bet you are expecting the bitter woman scorned type blog that says Valentine’s day sucks cause I am single and alone on Valentine’s day….blah blah blah.  Actually, I happen to have a date on Valentine’s and my love department is actually doing pretty good business at the moment.  No….I just am against cheesiness….simple as that!  If you get sappy on me….or start acting cheesy….I am not saying I don’t like it necessarily, but I will give you shit.Now let me start by saying, already a couple of people at work got roses and tulips and what not, and I went along and did the whole “Awww, how sweet!” thing…but it was a LIE!!!!  Really I was thinking…wow this shit will be dead in 48 to 72 hours and you will have gained 5 pounds from that chocolate he bought you…and do you really need another fucking red and pink teddy bear…do you really?  So, yeah I got asked out on Valentine’s and I accepted before he or I remembered what damn day it was….soooo the poor schmuck got an ear full of my strict instructions about this fact.  Here they are in no certain order:
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Waxing Vote!

Remember that ejOculation.com is hosting a poll for our visitors.  Now, through Thanksgiving day, you can vote for Tammy or Jason in our ejOcu fOrum.

If you are not a registered user, you must register prior to voting.  You can only vote once, so make your vote count!  Some have advised us that they are waiting to be the tie breaker.  It is important to note that several people have advised us that they intend to be the tie breaking vote – so… you may vote and then someone else trying to be a tie breaker then no one is the tie breaker… just so you know.

What is all this voting stuff about anyway?

Well, it’s a bit like Survivor (the T.V. show), only done the ejOcu way.  You can vote for Tammy or Jason .  Be aware that the person with the most votes is the LOSER.  Thus:

• If you vote for Tammy , she will be filmed having her cooter waxed (completely – baby butt, bare).  This will be done by a professional because Jason won’t go there.
• If you vote for Jason , he will be filmed having his inner thigh waxed by Tammy (much to her amused-chagrin).

To vote, go to the fOrum and click on the poll.   Check the radial button next to either Jason or Tammy and submit it (don’t forget to login).

We will be broadcasting either Jason or Tammy getting waxed during the first week of December.  More details will follow!