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Giovanni Rodriguez on ejOculation Radio!
The freakishly talented (as he's titled by his co-writer in the movie Red Canyon) Giovanni Rodriguez will be joining us for this very special episode of ejOcu-Radio. Giovanni is a man of many talents: a writer, producer, a luche libre, scenic charge, designer, sculptor and friend. We love Gio and hope to some day have a show produced by him. Some of Gio's projects include: The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Shutter Island, The Tempest, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Leatherheads, American Gangster, No Reservations, Just My Luck, Failure to Launch, The Village and so much more. Gio is the scenic charge on USA's upcoming show Royal Pains which premieres June 4th. We look forward to making him ejOculate.
Sprinkling Sunshine
We’ve been working real hard andhave added two new Sprinkling Sunshine comics. We’re still learning on this one, but you can visit our Sprinkling Sunshine page to see more. Hope you enjoy!
Our Help Wanted Ad…
Greeting and Solicitations:
Tam (a doughy-eyed [bread reference intentional] 30 -something woman with great teeth and excellent lip coverage) and Jay (a GWASIANACK [Gay White Asian Black Man [in his own head] of undeterminable age) are seeking a free spirit with free services to offer to their free website ejOculation.com. Said free spirit should possess all the qualities of a human except for severe depression/psycopathic tendencies/or other social disfunction.
As humorists, we are obviously not really serious most of the time, but we are desperate for a camera man since our last one was so busy looking at the camera he neglected to see the UPS truck. That bastard ruined a perfectly good camera when his in-yards lodged into the memory card slot. But we do miss him greatly.
Do You Really Wanna Know?
Hey fellow ejOculators! Okay there is now an official abOut us, it is a touching story about a guy and a girl and their incredible love story, it will make you laugh and cry or possibly hurl. Any way you slice it, it will make you feel ummm something. In fact, let us know what it makes you feel….unless it makes you feel stirrings in your nether regions, then don’t tell us cuz we don’t want to know….ewwwww! Well, Jason would want to know, but not Tammy, and really it would depend on who it was as to whether or not Jason woud want to know…….hmmm just keep it to yourself, that would be easiest!
Okay, now on to business!!! We would love it if all of you would register on the site, this way we can stalk you and keep track of your every move because we will now have all that we need to do so……oh shit! Jason I am sorry that slipped, now they all know what this site is really for! Okay, can’t take it back now, the cat’s outta the bag….geez I really wish I had not said that in my outside voice. Anyway, hope you will still register because really it is not for what I said above, just forget aaaallll about that. What it will do for you is allow you to say crap in the forums and get emails (if you want) when new things are posted and a few other fun things I cannot currently think of. Alrighty then!
Now do these look like the faces of stalkers?
abOut to have an ejOculation indOctrination
This is Tammy throwin’ a few things at you guys to let you know what this is all about! You see, Jason and myself are what you would call sick and twisted individuals. We are completely inappropriate and sarcastic and just kind of have a fucked up way of looking at the world. We have decided we have kept this all to ourselves long enough.
What can you expect on our website. Well let me give ya some idea. We are going to have a weekly pod/web/video cast (there has been some controversy on WTF it is called), our first one is completely off the cuff and not formatted in any way, but from here forward all of them will at least have a template, but whatever comes out of our mouths will still be random. We are going to have our spoof news and advice column. Blogs of funny shit, and a pics section but with a twist.
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