Jay Almost Sleeps with Ubber Famous Country Singer

Find out about Jay’s chance encounter with a super famous country-music singer!

That’s right, Jay got propositioned by someone who is one of those Cowboys Willie Nelson always sings about: “Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other…”  Wanna know who it was?  Listen to the show!

To Michael – with Love

Michael was a caller on the ejOculation.com radio show hosted on BlogTalkRadio. We had great fun with him in spite of his perversion.  But after some thought and consideration, we (well Jay actually) are officially hurt.

Therefore, I have composed the following letter to Michael

Dearest Michael:

Thank you for your call.  We hope our responses helped you write your thesis on sexual relationships between homosexual men, heterosexual women and their animals.  We are curious though, why was there a need for you to make animal noises at the end of your call?  Tammy found it most erotic as she enjoys a neighing man.  I (Jay) on the other hand was not amused.  It was clear from the beginning of the call that you were a homosexual (the accent gave it away) – therefore, the fact that you would do things that would turn Tam on was deeming and insulting to yours truly.

Next time you call, be prepared to romance me for a change -otherwise, I can’t consider you a stalker.

With Love,

Jay

ejOculation on Blog Talk Radio – The Rest of the Story

For those of you who have been listening to our show over at Blog Talk Radio, you may have noticed the past two weeks we haven’t had a show.  We are dreadfully sorry for this, but circumstances prevented the shows from airing live.

Two Mondays ago, Jay’s dearest friend of 17 years, Crystal Marie Quiroz, passed away at 11:01 PM CT.  Obviously, the show was to air at 10:00 PM, but Jay was at the hospital at her bedside rather than making people laugh (or at least trying to).  We are sure you understand that situation.

Last Monday, technology took advantage of us – although Tam was able to call in for the show, Jay was unable to remove her “mute” button.  At the same time, Jay was unable to call in, apparently because Blog Talk Radio was having technical difficulties.  Unfortunately, when the problem is with BTR, we just can’t do much about it to force it to work.

We hope you will join us on our upcoming show, Monday, April 27th at 10:00 PM CT.  There is much catching up to do!!!

The Most Horrible eJocu-Show EVER

So, Tam and I are trying to get used to this radio thing – and even though there is an intro countdown, the ad and our intro theme playing in our ear live, Tammy doesn’t realize we are on the air – then, to make matters worse, in spite of me telling the boobs repeatedly that if we don’t hang up the phone, we are on the air, she thinks we are off the air and starts talking about how badly the show is going… meanwhile – I’m giving a near monologue about Anne Hathaway being an Atheistic Blue Gay Dog – I don’t even remember what I was trying to talk about.

Thus, you can listen in to this horrible series of unfortunate (we should have stuck to video) moments.  Just CLICK HERE to listen.

Join us Monday February 23, 2009 @ 10:00 P.M.

Join Tam and Jay Live on Monday, February 23 @ 10:00 p.m. Central Time (USA) at blogtalkradio.  We’ll be taking guest calls (347) 205-9556.

First Radio Show at Blogtalkradio

Tam and Jay had their first ever radio show – a little awkwardly, but it worked out well.  We’re still adjusting to radio as we do a lot of physical comedy work that doesn’t translate so well without the visuals.  Lessons learned!  Micheal Phelps didn’t call in, bummer.  Without further ado, you can listen to the archived show:

Catch ejOculation on the Radio

You may have noticed we’ve been… well… not making videos.  The reason is thus, Jay is now severely disfigured after a chance encounter with an angry bear trap.  Being that we don’t want to submit you to the horror of seeing the jay’s mangled face, we thought we would do some radio work, saving our usual tv episodes for special occasions (when jay feels like wearing makeup to cover his scars).

This Monday, February 16th, you can catch our show LIVE – for more information: GO HERE.

Amy Winehouse and Courtney Love on ejOculation.com

Tammy and I filmed this satirical (probably not the right word for this debacle) ages ago.  Ever since then, Tammy’s been yelling at me (Jay) to put the video up.  But I’ve been selfish and irresponsible and just never got around to it.  So, months later (two months or so) here is the video wherein Amy Winehouse was promoting her new album.  Watch what happens during filming as Courtney Love crashes the moment (remind you of what she did to Madonna?).
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Let Freedom Ring

In response to Eating Out Loud blogger, Allen’s Let Freedom Ring Campaign.  ejoculation.com offers the following participatory photograph

Let Freedom Ring

For more, please visit the following:

Prop 8: Let Freedom Ring! | Eating Out Loud.

To participate, take your photo, post it to your blog and visit:

Diary of a Modern Matriarch: Let Freedom Ring.

You are also encouraged to read Mathew Weaver’s commentary for Deadline USA:

Gay rage at Proposition 8 | World news | guardian.co.uk.